Lavender Cowboy   He was only a lavender cowboy The hairs on his chest there were two He wanted to follow the heros And do as the he men do.   Red, green, many colored hair tonic He rubbed on his chest every night When he looked in the mirror next morning No new hairs grew in sight.   He battled for Red Nellie's honor He cleaned out a holdup's nest He died with his six guns a blazin' But only two hairs on his chest.